Have you ever wondered where the saying holy cow came from? Well here’s exactly where it came from.
Once upon a time there was a cow named ma moo moo that lived on a deserted island called cha chu chu. On that island everything is lowercased except the start of sentences and only has one living thing on it…ma moo moo. the only thing that ma moo moo knew was himself. Ma moo moo’s parents died when ma moo moo was just a little calf from a storm.
One day, he saw a little house and decided to go in. Inside he saw a little rocking chair with a little old lady on it sewing. The little old lady took him in and ma moo moo helped the lady get milk for her to drink and the lady knitted a sweater for him. They were best friends...until one day ma moo moo got ill and the lady did everything she could for him before he died one day when he was asleep and never woke up. Every night the little old lady would say I miss you...you are my HOLY COW. She passed it on to her children, their children and so on. And that is how it happened.
THE END
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